Here is the other sequel to "A bird in a cage". Which make this a trilogy. Yay!
Chapter 1
"I love you. And everything is fine."
"I love you. And everything is fine." _________________________________________________________
Lexi comes out of the supermarket carrying the contents in the brown paper bag. She has a sad expression on her face as she walks down the street. She continues to walk down the pavement and then turns a corner. She walks past a man wearing a black mack and a black hat covering his face, leaning against the wall. He turns his head follows her.
Man: Hey. The lady with the long ears.
Lexi turns around to face the man.
Lexi: Yeah?
The man takes out a pink perfume bottle.
Man: Would you like to buy some perfume? A nice looking woman like you would smell nice with this.
Lexi: Er, no thanks. I'm going now.
The man steps in front of her as she tries to walk away from him.
Man: Don't you want to at least try it first?
Lexi: No. I'm okay.
The man sprays the perfume in front of Lexi's face and before she knew it, she fainted onto the ground, dropping her groceries. The man picks her up and disappears around the corner. ________________________________________________________
In the HQ, Rev is sitting on the sofa with Slam, Duck is sitting at the dining room table and Ace is gazing out of the window.Tech then enters from his lab into the room.
Duck: Gee. Lexi's taking her time. Do you think she decided to look at what's in the mall or something? Girls are always like that.
Tech looks at Ace staring out of the window and approaches him. He sees a gloomy expression on his face.
Tech: Ace? Are you alright?
It took a few seconds for Ace to realise that someone was talking to him. He shakes his head out of his trance like state and looks at Tech.
Ace: What? Sorry Tech. I wasn't listening.
Tech: Is something wrong? You're really quiet today.
Ace: No. Nothing's wrong.
Tech gives a look at Ace that makes him turn the rabbit's head away.
Ace: Yeah. There is.
Tech: What's wrong then?
Ace: Well... me and Lexi... had a bit of an arguement this morning.
Tech: Really? You two got along fine last time I saw you. What was the arguement about?
Ace: ... Um... you know when you're a couple and you feel like you could be together forever. And when you ask about kids...
Tech: Oh. I understand.
Ace: It's just... it's way too early to discuss about that! And we're not even married yet!
Rev: Well you were married to Lexi for a day. Does that count?
Tech: No Rev. It doesn't.
Duck: Besides, I wonder what happened to Lexi. She hasn't come back yet.
Everyone looks at Duck. And then Ace looks out of the window at the orange sunset in the horizon.
Lexi's eyes danced open and finds herself on a pink circular bed. She looks around a red room.
Lexi: Oh no. It can't be-
???: My petie fleur! How wonderful for us to meet again.
Lexi turns around on the bed to see Pierre Le Pew standing in front of her.
Pierre: I've been waiting a long time for this moment to come. I suppose you feel the same.
Lexi: You escaped from prison!? But how!?
Pierre: A magician never reveals their secrets. Now then, shall we get started with the "L'amour"? I'll go first if you wish.
As Pierre approaches her, Lexi pushes him away from her.
Lexi: Get off me you sick psycho! You just never learn do you! I don't love you! I never loved you and I never will! The only reason I suddenly flirt with you is so that I can escape from you! You just keep kidnapping me and try and have sexual intercourse with me! But I don't want to! You don't get the message! I DON'T LOVE YOU!!!
Pierre: Hmm... I see. Well, I guess there's one thing for it. You and I were never to be. I can see it clearly now.
Lexi: It took you this long to figure out now?
Pierre: Indeed. I am terribly sorry for all the things I have done in the past to you. My behaviour is to be ashamed of. You can go now.
Lexi jumps of the bed and starts walking away when Pierre calls her.
Pierre: But before you go, I just want to give you a gift to remember me by.
He approaches her with a bouquet of roses and gives them to her.
Pierre: To me, these roses are a symbol of your beauty. The scent of them reminds me of your strong personality. Smell them. I want you to smell the personality you bear.
Lexi: Okay.
Lexi smells the roses and then has an emotionless expression on her face.
Pierre: When I see you, I can't control my feelings for you. Your turquoise eyes puts me under a trance that I cannot resist. And your graceful face looks like the angels from heaven have carved it. And I cannot help but worship you as a goddess everyday. I long to connect my heart to yours but only you can give me permission to do so as I now respect your opinions as well as mine. And so I shall ask one thing and one thing only; do you really love me?
Lexi slowly tilts her head up to his face. She drops the bouquet and wraps her arms around him. She bought her face up to his and planted her pilgrimmed lips onto his. Her fingers rummage through his hair. She then slowly pulls away from his face as she stares back at it. She gave a couple of pants of air before she could speak.
Lexi: Surely that must answer your question Master?
Pierre: Oh Lexi. I knew you would say that answer. And so, you and I should both go prepare ourselves for the night of our lives.
Just as Pierre turns around, Lexi grabs his arm and violently throws him onto the bed she woke up from.
Lexi: Why not now? Why do you want to wait until the night? Surely you want to do this now?
Pierre: I know you're enthusiastic about this ma cher. But we must make the occasion more appropriate for ourselves.
Lexi: If you loved me so much, then why do you want to delay the passion you want us to make?
Pierre: I do love you! It's just that-
Lexi: There is no excuse to stop the power of love! You of all people should know that! How about I take it from here?
Lexi grabs the pink perfume bottle from the table and aims it at Pierre.
Pierre: Now Lexi. You don't want to do that! You can go now please!
Lexi: Since you worked so hard to bring me here, why don't I cook you up a suprise while you rest.
Ace and the other loonatics are flying in the air above the skyscrapers, looking for Lexi.
Ace: Rev. Do you have a signal of Lexi's where abouts?
Rev: According to my GPS, she should be inside this building here.
Rev points to a skyscraper.
Ace: Okay Loonatics! Lets infiltrate that building and find Lexi! Lets go!
The guys find an entrance to the building and they are now walking up a corridor with burgandy walls with a red carpet stretching across as a path. Rev then notices a bunch of roses in a transparent purple vase on a glass table and he walks up to it.
Rev: Hmm... these roses. They're very peculiar.
Duck: What do you mean they look peculiar? They're just roses! Even the smell of them are just ordinary! Watch!
Duck smells the roses.
Duck: See. They're just...
Ace looks back to see Duck.
Ace: Duck? Duck? Are you okay?
Duck: Ah. These roses smell nice. Don't you think?
Tech: Okay. Are you feeling okay?
Duck: Yes. The joys of love will always be worth it in the end when we find... him.
Ace: Yeah. Lets keep looking.
Rev: Hey look! A door!
Ace: Okay Slam. You know what to do.
Slam nods his head and takes hold of the door and pulls it off it's hinges. The Loonatics run in to find a man gagged and tied to a chair.
Man: Mmmmff mmmff!
Ace: Pierre Le Pew! You perverted b*****d! You tried kidnapping Lexi again, did you?!
Duck: Hey! Don't shout at Pierre!
Tech: Duck?
Duck: Don't you realise that he's the most handsome man on earth?
Duck unties the cloth from Pierre's mouth.
Pierre: He sniffed the roses didn't he?
Rev: Yeah.
Pierre: Oh no! Now he's in love with me too!
Ace: What did you do you disgusting pervert!?
Pierre: I made a love perfume that I sprayed onto my roses so that when Lexi sniffed them, she'd fall in love with me. Unfortunately, the potion made her so strong-headed, that she tied me onto this chair and gagged me so I couldn't escape while she went out.
Ace: Where to!?
Pierre: To get stuff for our passionate night. But I want to be in control!
Tech: And the perfume Duck sniffed has affected him too.
Duck is tenderly stroking Pierre's hair on his head.
Duck: Oh Pierre. Did you know you have hair that is as smooth and shiny as a silk cloth.
Tech: I'll take that as a disgusting yes.
Ace: So when will she be back!?
???: Hello my sweetheart. I do hope that you didn't wait too long.
Ace and the others and Pierre turn around to stare at Lexi in a kinky, sleeveless, blue and white sailor fuku school uniform with the skirt that is almost as short as a belt, with white socks that reach up to half way up to her thighs wearing light blue school shoes.
Lexi: Oh. I see we have visitors. Well if you excuse me, me and my boyfriend here must be by ourselves.
Pierre: NO! Don't leave her with me by myself!
Tech: Well that is what you wanted was it?
Pierre: Yes! But she's out of my control!
Duck: What about me!?
Pierre: And him!
Ace: Lexi! Snap out of it! It's me! Ace! Don't you remember!?
Lexi: I don't remember anyone else by that name. Now leave us alone! I want Pierre to say how cute I look in this costume I bought.
Ace: GET THOSE CLOTHES OFF!
Pierre: Splendid idea there!
Lexi: I'm not going to take my clothes off until I'm alone with Pierre! You'd better leave now!
Lexi uses her brain blast to try and get Ace and the others. But they dodge the shot in different directions. It burns the rope that is tied around Pierre and realeses him.
Duck: How dare you try and destroy the love of my life!? You're gonna pay for that you witch!
Duck throws a couple of orbs at Lexi that she dodges.
Lexi: Think again! He's my lover! Not yours!
She does another brain blast that hits Duck across the room. He hits the wall and slams down onto the ground.
Duck: Alas, Pierre. I am hurt. But I will not let the pain stop the existance of my love for you.
Ace dodges another ray from Lexi and then turns to Rev.
Ace: Rev. I need you to distract Lexi so I can get to her.
Rev: You got it Ace!
Rev starts running around trying to get Lexi's attention.
Rev: Lexi! Open your eyes! It's Ace you love! Not Pierre!
Lexi: Lies! You're speaking lies!
Ace then grabs her arm.
Ace: Please Lexi! You got to remember!
Lexi: GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!
Lexi punches Ace on the face as he lands on the floor. Visions of flashbacks of him and Lexi being together flashed in his mind. He then looks up to find Lexi standing over him.
Lexi: You've been a thorn in my side! You just don't get the message! I love Pierre!
Ace: Then maybe this will refresh your memory.
Ace gets up and holds both of Lexi's arms tight by his hands.
Lexi: What do you think you're doing!?
Ace zooms his face up close to Lexi's and plants his lips onto her lips. The others stare in shock as Ace continues to his her passionately. It isn't until a minute later he pulled away as they both stared at each other's eyes.
Ace: Now do you remember Lexi? Now do you remember how much I love you?
Lexi stares in disbelief as she wraps her arms around Ace's waist and cries into his chest.
Lexi: I am so sorry Ace! I wish we never had that stupid arguement! I wish I never said that stupid statement about having children! I'm so sorry!
Pierre points to Duck who has his arms wrapped around Pierre's leg.
Duck: I love you Pierre.
Pierre drags Duck across the floor until he sits in an arm chair and tries to shake Duck off his leg.
Pierre: Please! Let go now!
Duck's grip loosens as he was flinged off Pierres leg. Duck kneels in front of him as though he was about to propose to him.
Duck: But I love you. Do you accept my feelings for you?
Tech: Wait a minute. When Ace kissed Lexi, she returned to her original state before she sniffed the roses.
Lexi: But how come the roses made me act so madly in love with Pierre?
Tech: Well I specifically tested the roses while you were fighting. And the roses seem to have been sprayed by some form of substance, that has the ability to produce endorphin hormones in the person who breathes in the scent. And since Pierre included his DNA within the solution with this single bit of hair, the endorphins that are produced from within the body, makes the person instantly have emotions of romance for Pierre only.
Ace: English please?
Tech: There was a perfume that Pierre sprayed on the roses so Lexi could fall in love with him.
Ace: Now our next problem is how do we get Duck back to normal.
Tech: Well in order to return Duck back to normal, someone is going to have to kiss him.
All the boys stare at Lexi.
Lexi: What? Oh no! No no no no no! I'm not doing anymore kissing than I have done already!
Rev: Well it's the only way to snap him out of it.
Lexi: No!
Tech: Well it's either you or we give Duck what he wants.
They all turn to Pierre.
Pierre: What!? No! I can't have a duck kiss me! That would just be unsanitary!
Duck: I would love to kiss you!
Pierre: No! Why don't the male rabbit kiss the duck!? Maybe he can be the only one who can change people back to normal!
Ace: Eeew!!! No way! I'm not kissing Duck!
Pierre: Then how about the coyote!? He seems to know a lot about what's going on!
Tech: I'm a scientist! I'm not thinking about commiting a homosexual offense!
All the voices start merging into one saying that they are not going to do the deed of kissing Duck. Slam just watches until he gives a deep sigh and pushes through the crowd and approaches Duck. He then grabs Duck's arms and licks him all over his face. With Duck's face covered in saliva, Slam puts him down on Pierre's knees. Duck starts wiping his face.
Duck: Eeew! Yuck! I'm covered in spit! Ugh! Disgusting! I don't know what's worse; Tasmanian Devil slime all over me, or the fact that I'm sitting on Pierre's knees!
Duck looks at Pierre as Pierre looks at Duck. Their eyes open wide.
Duck and Pierre: AAH! AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Duck jumps off Pierre's knees.
Duck: WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING ON YOUR KNEE!?
Pierre: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ON MY KNEE!?
Duck: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON, BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T LOVE YOU!
Ace: Oh really cos a moment ago, you were trying to make love to him.
Duck: Eeew! Ace! Don't pollute me with such a disgusting thought! Ew ew ew!
Ace: Now all we need to do is dispatch the escaping villain.
Ace sees Pierre creeping towards the exit door, when Ace runs and then does a sumolsalt and lands right in front of Pierre.
After Pierre was taken to a very very very VERY secure prison cell in prison, they all return to the HQ. Slam is waiting outside the bathroom for Duck, who is in the shower.
Slam: Duck. I need to go now!
Duck: No way! After you slobbered on me and made me touch the skunk guy, I can't get that smell of "L'eau de Poisson" out of my feathers! Eeew! Yuck! Ugh!
Meanwhile, Tech is doing his soduko on the dining room table, while Rev is chewing on a seasame seed sandwich. He swallows what he chewed and then turns to Tech.
Rev: Tech?
Tech: Yeah Rev?
Rev: You know when Ace and Lexi argued about having kids.
Tech: Yeaaaaah...
Tech picks up a mug of coffee and starts drink from it.
Rev: Well, how are they gonna make the babies?
Tech sprays his coffee out and stares at Rev in shock.
Tech: You seriously don't know where babies come from?
Rev: No.
Tech: Well um... they call Stork Hotline to get their babies.
Yeah?
Er, no thanks. I'm going now.
No. I'm okay.
Gee. Lexi's taking her time. Do you think she decided to look at what's in the mall or something? Girls are always like that.
Yeah. There is.
Well you were married to Lexi for a day. Does that count? 
No Rev. It doesn't.
I've been waiting a long time for this moment to come. I suppose you feel the same.
Okay.
I do love you! It's just that-
There is no excuse to stop the power of love! You of all people should know that! How about I take it from here?
PLEASE! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
What do you mean they look peculiar? They're just roses! Even the smell of them are just ordinary! Watch!
Oh no! Now he's in love with me too!
Lexi!?
What about me!?
Splendid idea there!
Alas, Pierre. I am hurt. But I will not let the pain stop the existance of my love for you.
But how come the roses made me act so madly in love with Pierre?
Oh no! 
What!? No! 
Eeew!!! No way! I'm not kissing Duck!
Oh s**t!
