Most members from the other LU message board should have read this comedy I made up based on who appears to be the most popular character for fans. So enjoy.
To set the scene, all the loonatics are fighting Mallory Mastermind (again! If you're wondering how she escaped again, the same guard that Mallory nicked the pen from that first episode she starred in, bought a new one and he made that fatal mistake of letting her steal it without him knowing... again!) Anyways, they're all in the Loonatics HQ, trying to get her. Tech in particular (come on! You knew it would be him!) is about to turn round to control something metallic to get Mastermind when he hears Ace saying:
Ace: Tech! Look out!
Tech turns round to find a metal block fly towards him and knocks him onto the floor. (Please don't get your burning torches on me Tech fans. It's for the purpose of this comedy!) He was about to get up when he felt a pair of handcuffs on his wrists around his back. And standing behind him is Mastermind.
Mallory: Ha ha ha ha! Give yourselves up or your dog is gonna experience some permenent pain!
Tech: Hey! I'm a coyote! COY-O-TE!
After he said that, the wall explodes. BOOM! There is a lot of smoke which is almost impossible to see through. But after the smoke cleared, Black Velvet is standing on a hover board.
BV: Hey! Balloon Head Girl! You got something that belongs to me!
Tech turns to Mallory.
Tech: Did you take something from her?
Mallory: No. I don't even know the girl. Turns to BV. Sorry Goggle Girl but you should have got him first while you still had the chance!
BV: Then I'll take what rightfully mine! She floats up to Mallory and Tech and jumps off her hover board and breaks the cuffs on Tech but grabs his right arm. HE'S MINE! Pulls his arm towards her.
Mallory: NO! HE'S MINE! Pulls Tech back from BV with the other arm.
BV: MINE! Pulls again.
Mallory: MINE! Pulls
Weathervane: NO! HE'S MINE!
Duck: Wait! Weathervane's after Tech too?!
Weathervane: No! I just think he's hunky. Pulls on his ears.
Duck: Hunky?! Hey I'm hunky too! Flexes his left arm. See! I'm hunky too!
Mallory: HE'S MINE!
Duck: Hey! Don't ignore me!
BV: HE'S MINE!
Mallory: MINE!
Weathervane: MINE!
Lexi: HANDS OFF! HE'S MINE!
Ace: Lexi! I thought you liked me!
Lexi: Sorry Ace. But Tech is...well... charming and hunky. You are just too perfect for any girl. Turns to Tech and the mob of villainesses. Now GIMME!
Tech: Look! Ladies! Can we just talk this over?
All the girls: NO!
Tech: Ace! Help me! Please!
Ace: Sorry Tech! But you stole my girlfriend-to-be! Exits
Tech: But I didn't steal her! She wanted me!
Duck: Yeah! And how dare you try to look better than me! I was the hunkiest guy here until you showed up! I could tolerate it at first but now you crossed the line. Exits
Tech! Look out!
Oh-no! She's-got-Tech! It's-the-"Black-Velvet"-incident-all-over-again!
Hey! Balloon Head Girl! You got something that belongs to me!
Did you take something from her?
No. I don't even know the girl. Turns to BV. Sorry Goggle Girl but you should have got him first while you still had the chance! 
Then I'll take what rightfully mine! She floats up to Mallory and Tech and jumps off her hover board and breaks the cuffs on Tech but grabs his right arm. HE'S MINE! Pulls his arm towards her.
NO! HE'S MINE! Pulls Tech back from BV with the other arm.
MINE! Pulls again.
Hey! Don't ignore me!
Lexi! I thought you liked me!
Look! Ladies! Can we just talk this over?
I-think-you're-quite-capable-of-sorting-this-mess-out. After-all, you're-clever-enough-to-sort-our-problems-out. I'm-sure-you-can-solve-your-own.
Uh huh.
. Rev and Slam leave Tech to sort out his love life. 
COME BACK! PLEASE!!!
