Warning: This is a mature rated story. So unless you're old enough to read this sort of stuff, you won't be allowed to read it. ^-^ Enjoy!
Chapter 1
The Loonatics are battling out with the escaped dinosaurs that are rampaging around the town again. Ace and Lexi in particular are trying to capture a T-rex that is knocking buildings down.
Ace: Lexi! If we use some of the steel jello stuff that Tech made, then we may be able to hold it down until we get it back to the zoo.
Lexi: Roger that Ace!
Lexi presses the button that releases the jello stuff and manages to get it on target. The T-rex is now stuck.
Ace: Great shot Lexi! Now lets get it back to the zoo.
They both carry the dinosaur until Lexi hears a familiar voice.
???: My, my, my, if it isn't the beautiful flower that blooms more beautiful each day .
Lexi: Pierre Le Pew?! I thought you were still in prison!
Pierre: Ah but nothing can stop me from getting to my true love.
Lexi: What?! I'm not your true love! I hate you!
Pierre: Ah! You being in such denial means that inside, you truly how should I say... have true feelings of love.
Lexi: WHAT?!
Ace: Lexi! The T-rex!
The dinosaur managed to break out from it's mould and is free again.
Lexi: Oh no! Ace! I'm so sorry! I was distracted!
Ace: That's okay Lexi! Just get the dinosaur back to the way it was. Just ignore the kook who's putting you off.
Pierre: Oh my petite little fleur!
Lexi: WHAT?!
Suddenly the T-rex's tail swings and hits Lexi making her crash into a building.
Lexi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace: LEXI! OH NO!
Ace zooms down to see if Lexi is okay when suddenly Pierre sprays some pink smoke that makes Ace unable to see and also makes him cough.
Pierre: Sorry rabbit! But you were not quick enough to get to her. Besides, you need to escort a lady properly like myself.
Ace: WHY YOU- LET HER GO BEFORE- Ace coughs some more before the smoke clears for him to find that Lexi and Pierre have disappeared.
Lexi: Where am I? She looks at herself wearing a white wedding dress with sleeves that are a few inches longer than normal sleeves and the dress is as short as 1 3rd of her thighs (which is really short). It is decorated with small pink flowers on the edges.
Lexi: And what am I doing wearing this dress?
Pierre enters.
Pierre: Ah! My petite fleur has awoken. Are you feeling how you say... alright?
Lexi: After getting over the fact that I have been kidnapped and dressed in this outfit by you, NO!
Pierre: Ah! I see your passionate flame burns from within this delicate flower.
Goes onto the love bed and tries to touch her face but Lexi hits his hand away.
Lexi: Get off me!
Pierre: Such a manouver as that still proves that you stil have feelings for me, no matter how much you try to deny it.
Lexi: I did that cos I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
Pierre looks down and puts his hand on his forehead.
Pierre: :sigh: I knew it has come to this. But you see, I haven't had this feeling of rejection ever since I meet another that I fell in love with.
While he's saying it, Lexi notices some dark figures behind him. She immediately recognises them. It is Ace and the others who has managed to enter the building without Pierre knowing. Ace starts to use sign language to communicate to Lexi a plan of distraction.
Pierre: You see, when I was really young, there was zis girl I loved but could never share my true feelings with because I feared she would just ignore me. But she was as beautiful as an angel that has fallen from heaven. I could never ignore the feelings I had for her.
While saying this, Ace tries to convince Lexi to go along with a distraction plan but she refuses.
Lexi:
Pierre: But one day, I was minding my own business when a gold ball rolled at my ankle. That ball belonged to the angel that I loved in secret. But then I just spilled my feelings that rolled on and on until I said those 3 magic words. And do you know what she did? She laughed and taunted me and the next thing I knew, my world when black after two brutes were commanded to dispose of me... I was hurt... I felt like I was ze snow that never melted. The seed that I planted, never had the things it needed.
Still, Ace tries to convince Lexi to go along with a distraction plan but she refuses again.
Lexi:
Pierre: But then you came into my life and you melted away the feelings of loss and hate and I knew at that moment, that you can nurture that seed that I once tried to grow.
As he says this, his hand goes slowly up her leg right up to her hidden area.
Ace:
She then feels it and quickly grabs his hand before he went further. At this point she has no choice but to go along with Ace's plan.
Lexi: I... I never knew you felt that way about me. I suffered rejection at some points of my life only because I am the way that I look.
During her say, she moves her hand to hold Pierre's hand up as though she is touching a window. You know what I mean.
Pierre: But petal, you are the most beautiful creature that I have ever come to see. How can anyone not notice your grace and beauty?
Lexi: It was jealousy. The fact that people complimented me got other people jealous. They started to laugh and lothe me for who I am.
Pierre: Maybe, you are the one who can nurture that flower that I have failed to grow.
His face draws closer to Lexi's.
Lexi: And maybe you are the one who can repair my feelings of hate and rage...
Her face draws closer to Pierre's face. They get closer and closer until...
:CRASH!:
Pierre: Turns round to look for where the sound came from. What vas that?
Sensing that Ace or one of the others made the sound, she does only one thing to distract Pierre from Ace's plan. She pulls his head to hers and snogs him. Yes! She SNOGS HIM like she's never snogged before.
As Lexi finishes her big kiss, both Pierre and Lexi look at each other.
Pierre: Oooooooh. I can see you do understand my feelings. The way you wanted to get into me so badly.
Lexi: Yes. I can understand your feelings as well. I'm so sorry I was so tough on you earlier.
Pierre: Ne panique pas. I can forgive and forget a girl who is willing to share a commitment. Now. Since you had some love from me, I shall give my love to you.
He looks at her chest and undos a hidden button that was on Lexi's shirt.
Pierre: You see. This dress has some special features that can reveal a lot of things on a woman.
Undoes another hidden button on her chest.
Pierre: Soon, I shall reveal you in your full glory.
Lexi: What?!
Pierre undoes another button.
Pierre: Soon... we shall have passion, burning in each others eyes and souls and nothing will stop us from doing so. Are you ready for me to give you love?
Lexi: Eh...eehh...
Just as he was about to undo the last button when...
Ace: OI!!! YOU!!! HANDS OFF MY GIRL!!!
Ace goes and throws himself onto Pierre as he grapples him onto the floor.
Lexi: ACE!
Ace: GET OFF HER YOU SICK B*****D!
Pierre: Oooh... Ace. I never knew you wanted to join in ze fun. Well, the more the merrier I say.
Duck: He's gay as well?
Slam: Eeeeewwww!
Pierre throws Ace across the room and gets up. Ace lands on his feet and gets out his sword.
Pierre: Oh! A challenge? Very well! He takes a sword out from under his bed.
Pierre: I accept your challenge. Ze winner gets to be with the lady of honour. The loser... shall perish.
Ace: Fine by me! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace and Pierre does some stunning moves while sword fighting. It takes a while before Pierre sees his chance to knock Ace off guard and knock his sword out of his hand as it slides across the floor. He tries to grab his sword but Pierre stands on it.
Pierre: Ah ah ah! It seems to me that I am the victor, which means you will perish.
Just as Pierre swings his sword in slow motion to slice the rabbit, Ace hears a voice.
Lexi: ACE!
He has a few short flashes of flashbacks with Ace and Lexi were being together. He then hears a scream which sounds like Lexi's. He looks up as he grits his teeth.
Ace: There's no way you're gonna take Lexi away!
Ace does a sweep kick at Pierres legs and knocks him onto the floor. He picks up his sword and quickly catches Pierre's sword that flew out of his hands during the kick. Pierre lies on the floor and just as he was about to get up, Ace stands over him holding the two swords.
Ace: Oh look! Looks like I won.
Pierre: You wouldn't dare yourself to slay me will you?
Ace: I could... but I won't. You can perish yourself in the Acmetropolis prison.
Later, some police guys take Pierre away and the Loonatics are left in Pierre's building. Ace looks zoned out when Lexi hugs him from behind.
Lexi: Thank you. For saving me. Pause. I guess I owe you big time.
Duck: Yeah. All this "romance" and "mushy" stuff is making me sick. BLEEECCCCHHH!!!
As the Loonatics fly back to their HQ, Pierre is sat in prison, looking up from his bed out of the window which shows a glowing full moon and is laughing to himself.
Pierre: Lexi. When we meet again, I promise you... that we shall be and stay together for eternity. Even if I have to steal you from your fiance. Because, my love... we shall be...
Great shot Lexi! Now lets get it back to the zoo. 
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Pierre Le Pew?! I thought you were still in prison!
What?! I'm not your true love! I hate you!
WHAT?! 
I'm so sorry! I was distracted!
LEXI! OH NO!
WHY YOU- LET HER GO BEFORE- 
LEXI!!!
What? Fish boy's escaped from the prison?
Ehboo gaboo rackie mackae!
Do you fancy her just by some chance?
I swear he fancies Lexi. Why else wouldn't he be acting like her personal knight in shining armour.
And what am I doing wearing this dress?
Ah! My petite fleur has awoken. 
Eh...eehh...
OI!!! YOU!!! HANDS OFF MY GIRL!!!
Thank you. For saving me. Pause. I guess I owe you big time.
